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22 September 2011

Spielberg? Iceberg? Carlsberg?

A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk at a bar.

Spielberg slapped the Chinese. 

Chinese: Why?
Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbour! My father died there!
Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese.
Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese you all are the same!

*Chinese punched Spielberg*

Chinese: That was for sinking Titanic.
Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid!
Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you are all the same




my foot: miahahaha...

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